In ‘Goatz” you get to play as a zombie goat. Well you will just have to play the game to find out more? Lets move on to Goatz! Earn xp and level up to 101! Or you can just hang around and read the chat box that is constantly filling up with weird banter. READING IS HALF THE BATTLE! Once you are done… You will be placed in the world of a generic MMO.Ī brand new large map is at your disposal! You can go on quest, you can eat things or just cause rampage. You know you want to play as a Microwave with legs! Remember to read the descriptions for each class. These are all just mutators and you can always switch between them all. It is all fake… this is to make you laugh. I know some of you might be slow and think this is legit. Lets start with Goat MMO shall we? First thing… You do not need a internet connection to play this game. You do not need to have Goat Simulator to enjoy this. First for XBOX ONE and 360… This is a stand alone release. Around May of this year, Goatz was released as a standalone for PC. Goat MMO Simulator hit PC last year as a free add-on for Goat Simulator. MMore Goatz is the latest bundle edition of Goat Simulator to hit consoles. It looked up at me and started to scream ” Give me BLOOD!”. I started to comfort my xbox one and give it complements. I have not played this… Well I played a bit of the MMO one on PC but the Goatz version is brand new to me”.
It just turned on and screamed at me… Thanks Microsoft!”. “What kind of fucking witchcraft is this. It started to install ” Goat Simulator MMore Goatz Edition”… I started to curse at it. When it decided to turn itself on and scream at me in a demon voice… ” WE GOT GOATZ!” I kindly flipped off my xbox and kicked it to the curb of being a CC/FX streaming box. I had thought that the days of turning on my Xbox One for Goat fixes was over. You have been warned?Ī few weeks ago ” Goat Simulator” hit PlayStation’s like a ton of bricks! It quickly became a top seller in the store and I was so excited. WARNING! The following contains strong language, Spelling/English grammar mistakes. I turned on my Xbox One to actually play a game on it… Mmore Goatz…. Last week, something unthinkable happened to me.
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